hola, theodore
you gainfully employed asshole
there's a hole in your running shoes. a little one, near the sole on the right heel. probably to be expected when you're running at mach 384984. try these.
in black & black/red because i'm indecisive. but look --- pocket.
it was these or 12 pairs of heather blue fruit of the looms.
admittedly this is more for me than for your new job, so feel free to wear it home
82 of these a day and you stand a chance of being hydrated
because exercise doesn't count unless you can brag about it on social media