a note for the birthday boy
i couldn't resist. the resemblance is fucking uncanny, don't you think? (pietro, if you bleach his hair i swear to god)
these are a backup, just in case your tight pants rip beyond repair someday from overuse. from the ysl collection.
only instead of "your name", it says soriano. hopefully. bonus points if you pair it up with the jeans
i hope you're prepared for me to give you your morning coffee in this every morning for the rest of your life.
because you're always wearing bracelets, and because i love you to infinity and beyond
the piece de resistance, signed by the whole cast and ready to be prominently displayed wherever the fuck you want to put it